Feel-Good Favorites
Charities I know and love!
Favorite funnies:
- “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – unknown
- “I went to a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance.” – Steven Wright
- “I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.” – Steven Wright
- “The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.” – Martin Mull
- “I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” – Joan Rivers
- “Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” – Martin Mull
- “In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, ‘Sorry, we’re open’.” – Roseanne Barr
- “When my husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I’ve done my job.” – Roseanne Barr
